Weekend in numbers

Oilskin suits brought: 3 suits
Sunglasses brought: 2 shades
sunscreen brought: 2 tubes
Times oilskin suits used: 0 (yes!)
times sunglasses used: continuously
times sunscreen used: 6 (yes!)
times tacked: countless
times accidentally jibed: 4
times stuck on the rocks: 1 (embarassing)
times stuck in the mud: 2 (oops!)
times thought 'this boat is tiny': 896
times thought 'everything happens so much faster than on a tallship': 276
times thought 'DO SOMETHING!': 391
times said "But WHY is the <$foo> gone?": 17
times said "Get this motherfucking Sneek off this motherfucking lake!": 8
excellent times had: infinite