Teach the Theory of the Flying Spagetti Monster in schools

[arwen_lune]

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools...

Comments

HERESY!

[mrowe.livejournal.com]

There is NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER that the spaghetti is in any way capable of flight! Have you ever seen spaghetti with wings?

Re: HERESY!

[triestine.livejournal.com]

What? Are you claiming that when one in a fit of divine rapture throws a plate of spaghetti at an unbeliever, the spaghetti drops to the floor and crawls to the unholy?

Re: HERESY!

[arwen-lune.livejournal.com]

'zactly! it takes flight on teh WINGS of our FAITH!

Re: HERESY! - Proud Plateist.

[mrowe.livejournal.com]

Even if those wings look suspiciously like a plate?

Prove it is the spaghetti that flies, rather than the plate!